It's time for a trip to the zoo and our heroes stop off to play with some big old hippos. Naturally, Big Black delights in feeding apples, melons, and other assorted fruits and vegetables to the giant creatures. Rob observes, "they're just like you!". Big eats a doughnut the size of Rob's head and comments it is not easy being a big man. So Rob gets a new couch and has a fat suit made to wear around and see what it is like for one day. He names himself Big Bob. They go to the boardwalk for skating, walking around, and they also go to a restaurant for an all-you-can-eat buffet. In the end, Rob gets Big Black a leather recliner with a toilet on it to show his newfound respect.
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Fifth Episode/Guinness World Records
After discovering the Guinness Book of World Records 2008, Rob decides that he wants to break all of the skateboarding records along with Big, who wants to complete two food-related records. Guinness sends a adjudicator to witness the events. Big successfully challenged two World Records: the most bananas peeled and eaten in one minute (three bananas), and the most powdered doughnuts eaten without licking one's lips in three minutes (five doughnuts). As for Rob, he completes 22 records and also gets another one for the most records broken in one day as seen by the adjudicator. They later got framed certificates symbolizing their broken records arrived via mail from Guinness, declaring them world record holders, and announcing each of their new records.
Fourth Episode/Meaty Goes To Hollywood
While at an organic foods store, Rob and Big see a health cereal entitled "Good Friends," featuring a black woman and a white woman on the cover. Inspired by the cover, Rob calls up the cereal company, proposing that he and Big Black should be on the cover of their cereal. Meanwhile, because of the attention Meaty has been drawing, the guys decide to get Meaty represented by Le Paws Talent Agency, the "William Morris" for dogs. Meaty, not being trained, refuses to do what Rob says at the audition. Nonetheless, Meaty gets a print deal to be the cover dog for an upcoming dog food company owned by Dick Van Patten. Later on, when the cereal company has still yet to call back, Rob and Big decide to make their own cover. They dress like older women and pose, with extremely "happy" smiles, with the cereal. Rob makes the cereal box cover, only to jointly realize with Big Black that perhaps they are not cut out to be cereal box cover boys.
Third Episode/Mini Horse Competitions
Rob and Big want to let their mini horse, Mini, compete in a horse competition that is in Santa Rosa. They have ditched the mini horse trailer in favor of a special enclosure in the back of Rob's SUV. On the way to the competition, Mini relieves himself repeatedly (which has to be scraped out with a dustpan and broom at each stop), Rob skates, Rob and Big ride dune buggies at Pismo Beach, rest at a hotel, and get a spa treatment in a mud bath which Big overflows, and don special matching outfits for the event. Before Mini can compete, they receive a tip that Mini's hair is what Rob calls "shifty" and not at the requirement and must cut and groom his hair. When it's Mini's time to compete, Rob fails to get Mini doing tricks for very long and run around the entire ring, and instead, Mini runs away. When the results are being announced, Mini receives a disappointing 8th place but Rob & Big are happy to have received the final ribbon in this class.
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